At 60 minutes: It takes an hour for one unit of alcohol to be broken down by your liver. Your liver can’t work any faster than this (no matter how much coffee or water you drink) so if you consume more than one unit of alcohol in an hour, the rest will have to take a ticket and wait its turn in the bloodstream. Up to about 10 per cent of the alcohol is breathed out through your lungs (hence breathalysers) and the rest is broken down into carbon dioxide and water, which you will be excreting for the rest of the evening.
At 2 hours: If we continue to drink during this time we can expect to experience a range of psychological effects such as euphoria, sociability, paranoia, increased aggression and sudden mood swings. Physical effects are likely to include vomiting, poor coordination and terrible dancing. Our social sensibilities have become much weaker, which is why we don’t notice we’re hogging the karaoke machine.
Up to 6 hours: After four or more drinks your risk of injury is increased for about six hours as high levels of blood alcohol disrupt your coordination and thought processes. During this time you tend to be more clumsy or forgetful. You may fall asleep quickly, but it’s unlikely to be particularly restful sleep.
Up to about 10 hours: Sleep is disturbed for a number of reasons, including the blocking of REM sleep (the bit where you dream), interruption to your circadian rhythm (normal day/night cycles), the diuretic effect (extra trips to the bathroom), relaxation of throat muscles (snoring) and poor temperature control (sweating).
Up to about 18 hours: You’re likely to have a lower mood because of the depletion of a chemical called dopamine in the brain, the loss of important minerals and reduced glycogen, which makes blood sugar levels drop. After this, you gradually get back to normal, if you give your body a chance.
And that, people, is alcohol’s journey through your body from first sip to the next day. If you like what you’ve read, you can buy our new book Try Dry®: The Official Guide to a Month Off Booze here.